Tuesday, June 27, 2006

27/6/07

You were the only one I wanted but you rejected me.
Damn you're good.
As if you didn't know I did...

|[ jordon. | 7:38 PM ]|

Monday, June 26, 2006

26/6/06

The author of this blog is busy thinking about his life. That is all.

|[ jordon. | 5:08 PM ]|

Monday, June 12, 2006

12/6/06

Ok I'm watching Desperate Housewives while doing this. Quite funny, hehe. Yeah another thing from my email, got lots of stuff inside there, hehe.


Woman Are Complex Creatures.....

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you
don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying. If you
don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring. If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy. If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad. If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her. If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait. If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time". If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls".

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold. If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics. If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen. If you listen, she wants you to talk.

If you approach her, she thinks you are cheap. If you don't, she thinks you are too proud.

In short: So simple, yet so complex. So weak, yet so powerful. So confusing, yet so desirable. So damning, yet so wonderful...WOMEN.

|[ jordon. | 10:33 PM ]|

Sunday, June 11, 2006

11/606

Bah forgot to post yesterday, was busy the whole day. Well for today will be another thingy received in my email, so enjoy.


People spend a lot of time thinking up their children's names (and still get it wrong, ask Drew Peacock). It's just a pity they don't always think as hard about their domain names. Click on this lot, they are all real.

Firstly there is 'Who Represents', a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com/

Second is the 'Experts Exchange', a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com/

Looking for a pen? Look no further than 'Pen Island':
http://www.penisland.net/

Need a therapist? Try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com/

And there is an Italian Power company:
http://www.powergenitalia.com/

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

|[ jordon. | 7:37 PM ]|

Friday, June 09, 2006

9/6/06

Ok yeah. I'll be putting up something I receieved in the email a long while back, some pictures with some like description of it, some are quite funny, so yeah enjoy and remember to smile :).

What part of quiet didn't you understand??

Everyone needs to feel secure...

Couldn't help it Ma, that first step is a killer...

Now what do I do???

It's in there somewhere, I just know it!!

I really need to get going, but just can't seem to get motivated...

Man, I'm getting so fat I can hardly scratch my butt!!

These morning walks are killing me!!

Have you smiled today??
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
Let me show you how...

Just in case nobody has smiled at you today...

|[ jordon. | 6:03 PM ]|

Thursday, June 08, 2006

8/6/06

Okayyyy item for the day: story, or something along the lines. Enjoy.

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend!!

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question: "What would you like to have.. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please."
Question: "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or Green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea."
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: "White."
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk?"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar."
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water."
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst."

|[ jordon. | 12:33 PM ]|

7/6/06

Fine I'll post something. Well I seriously have nothing to write about so I'll just post a pic.
Ok that's all. I'll see if I can find more interesting pictures. Ciao.

|[ jordon. | 12:00 AM ]|